A tattoo is forever, and some people seem determined to be forever branded by their poor judgement.
The terrible tats go beyond just misspelled words. Some depict graphic sex scenes, paint bad judgement across the face, and even use the tattooed person's nipples as part of the 'art'.
One thing nearly everyone can agree on: It is never a good idea to get a face tattoo, whether because it'll be a source of regret as a person ages, or because it makes avoiding arrest nearly impossible.
Unsurprisingly, several of the pictures in the gallery of people with face tattoos are mug shots. However, a man with the word 'racist' tattooed in all caps across his forehead has remarkably managed to evade prison.
However, it's safe to say that if he ever commits a crime against a member of another race — or any crime, for that matter — he'll be quite easy to track down.
Other face tats include the Monster energy drink logo, and ice cream cone, and strange chin and eyebrow markings.
There are also plenty of graphic sexual tattoos, that any sane person might find hard to believe ever seemed like a good idea. One man has ink of a figure, meant to be himself, having sex with another figure — which is labeled as 'your mom'.
Another has a tat depicting fellatio on his neck, which seems like it would be particularly difficult to hide for job interviews, loan interviews, dates, or court appearances.
Men aren't the only ones to exercise poor judgement at the tattoo parlor, though. One woman got a bag of Skittles tattooed on her chest, with the candy drawn to be spilling down her cleavage.
Another, paradoxically, had 'Stop staring b****es' written on her chest with an eyeball painted on either breast.
Then, there are the head-scratching tattoos that use body parts in the design, including nipples, armpits, and belly buttons. One grotesque tat see's a man's belly button filling in as a cat's anus, while another positioned his ink so his left nipple would fill in as a man's eye.
There's bad grammar — 'never don't give up', 'it's gets better', 'it's is my life' by 'Jon Bovi' — and spelling errors, like 'regret nohing', instead of 'nothing'.
Finally, there are the incredibly large back and chest tattoos that could only have been considered amusing when the person was drunk.
One has 'Don't Mess With Pizza' written above a slice in the shape of Texas, another has a huge Nike logo, and a third inexplicably chose to get 'F*** Racism' written on his back above an illustration of a monkey posed atop a pile of Darwin books.
The terrible tats go beyond just misspelled words. Some depict graphic sex scenes, paint bad judgement across the face, and even use the tattooed person's nipples as part of the 'art'.
One thing nearly everyone can agree on: It is never a good idea to get a face tattoo, whether because it'll be a source of regret as a person ages, or because it makes avoiding arrest nearly impossible.
Unsurprisingly, several of the pictures in the gallery of people with face tattoos are mug shots. However, a man with the word 'racist' tattooed in all caps across his forehead has remarkably managed to evade prison.
However, it's safe to say that if he ever commits a crime against a member of another race — or any crime, for that matter — he'll be quite easy to track down.
Other face tats include the Monster energy drink logo, and ice cream cone, and strange chin and eyebrow markings.
There are also plenty of graphic sexual tattoos, that any sane person might find hard to believe ever seemed like a good idea. One man has ink of a figure, meant to be himself, having sex with another figure — which is labeled as 'your mom'.
Another has a tat depicting fellatio on his neck, which seems like it would be particularly difficult to hide for job interviews, loan interviews, dates, or court appearances.
Men aren't the only ones to exercise poor judgement at the tattoo parlor, though. One woman got a bag of Skittles tattooed on her chest, with the candy drawn to be spilling down her cleavage.
Another, paradoxically, had 'Stop staring b****es' written on her chest with an eyeball painted on either breast.
Then, there are the head-scratching tattoos that use body parts in the design, including nipples, armpits, and belly buttons. One grotesque tat see's a man's belly button filling in as a cat's anus, while another positioned his ink so his left nipple would fill in as a man's eye.
There's bad grammar — 'never don't give up', 'it's gets better', 'it's is my life' by 'Jon Bovi' — and spelling errors, like 'regret nohing', instead of 'nothing'.
Finally, there are the incredibly large back and chest tattoos that could only have been considered amusing when the person was drunk.
One has 'Don't Mess With Pizza' written above a slice in the shape of Texas, another has a huge Nike logo, and a third inexplicably chose to get 'F*** Racism' written on his back above an illustration of a monkey posed atop a pile of Darwin books.
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Source: Daily Mail , The Sun
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